Kimberley Garner smoulders like a Bond girl in scarlet bikini bottoms

KIMBERLEY Garner looks set to make the jump from reality TV to Hollywood, judging by these sultry snaps.

The Made In Chelsea star sizzled in the sea while going topless on holiday in Greece, showing off her derrière in scarlet bikini bottoms.

Sunning herself against the beautiful backdrop of island Mykonos, the 23-year-old soaked up the rays alone while taking a dip in the dreamy location.

Keeping fans updated on her Twitter profile, the property heiress seemed unsurprisingly rather loved-up with her stunning landscape.The pretty blonde tweeted a gorgeous bedroom view, before adding: "Feeling so holidayish #Greece #SunSandSea.

"Off to explore the beaches, love the rental #herbie #lovebug #Greece."

And despite her trim figure, Kimberley hasn't been shying away from the delicacies on offer, indulging in sweet treats.Sharing a snap of an ice-cream, she continued: "So yummy #LOVE #Greece #Summer".

Despite designing her own range of swimwear, Kimberley didn't seem too keen to actually wear any of it, instead sporadically wrapping herself in a white sarong.

Perhaps she's trying to avoid any further issues with Agent Provocateur, who are suing Kimberley London Limited for her 'Monaco' bikini which they believe mimics their 'Mazzy' too closely.

Emily Shaw Licks Strawberries and Cream Off Her Topless Treats

Can I stand much more of the brilliantly boobtastic Emily Shaw all of your keep sending to us just to make me suffer that much more? Oh, I can stand  it, right to the point of exhaustion.

In her latest guise from a Frank White photoshoot, the bodacious bodied Emily has turned her own body into a serving plate for the traditional brunch treat, strawberries and cream. If you're not into the British culinary classics, you certainly will be as you imagine licking this plate clean, past clean, to the point of obsessive licking I suppose. Such is the inspiration of Emily Shaw, a woman who has captured our imaginations and toyed with the rest of our reflexive body parts. Just so damn hot.

 

 

 

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunction Almost Exhibits Fully Cherry

BBW turned MILFtastic guru Jennifer Nicole Lee has made slipping in and out of the pool in an unnecessarily poorly tied bikini something of an art form. She just can't seem to keep her tops or bottoms on. Must have something to do with the unmeasured strength of the pool current, or the gravitational forces of the daytime moon in South Florida. Maybe it's that movie where the invisible horny teen prankster is untying all the girls bikinis. It certainly can't be Jennifer's doing.

In any event, this bottom malfunction nearly slipped the fully cherry, as the kids like to say never. That could've been a thing. As it is, I think it's safe to say that Jennifer extends her bikini waxing deep into the hearts of her bikinis.

 

 

 

 

 

Taylor Momsen Goes Topless For New Pretty Reckless Tour Poster!

Taylor Momsen is ditching clothes and cupping breasteses in a racy new tour poster for her band, The Pretty Reckless.

The 20-year-old actress turned rocker shared the seksi shot onTwitter promoting the upcoming Going to Hell tour, with her nekked bod covered by impeccably manicured paws!

Kim Kardashian's boobs are circus performes, apparently

If you're wondering how the tumbling fits in, it's this -- Kim Kardashian's boobs are essentially tumbling out of her dress, all right? And it only gets worse, to be quite honest. 

Just when you might have had the audacity to think that Kim Kardashian might be turning over a new leaf in being a mom, thusly choosing fashion that was flattering and wouldn't urge you to reach for the Maalox, she went and wore this getup during fashion week. She shared a shot on Instagram yesterday, but today, you're presented with the full horror of it all. 

Verdict: Leave it. Oh God, leave it, leave it, leave it. And what is even with her cleavage? Ladies with larger ones, weigh in -- is that what your boobs are supposed to look like sans bra when your girls are that large? 

Sharon Osbourne: "Lady Gaga is a publicity seeking hypocrite who should know better"

The 60-year-old X Factor judge criticised Lady Gaga's anti-bullying foundation for being a publicity stunt as the wacky start.Sharon Osbourne hasn't always been one to play nicely with others - and this time her beef is with Lady Gaga and the pop star's anti-bullying campaign.

The X Factor judge criticises Lady Gaga's anti-bullying foundation in an extract from her forthcoming book Unbreakable, for creating the campaign as a publicity stunt.

On her last tour, Gaga placed therapists and mobile counselling stations at each venue for her "little monsters."

The dispute between the pair started when Gaga sent a public letter of criticism to Sharon's daughter Kelly Osbourne, in response to Kelly's disparaging comments about Gaga's weight gain last year.

Kelly revealed that Gaga's fans sent her death threats via Twitter after her comments, which led to a series of open letters from both sides.

"By not repudiating her fans' bullying, she was condoning it. That's why I called her a hypocrite," Sharon admitted.

"I was so disappointed because I had always been a huge fan. I have been to three of her shows and she's undeniably a very talented woman."

"But you can't bang on about being anti-bullying and then refuse to tell your fans to stop haranguing other young women with nasty threats."

Mrs Osbourne also added that the comments Kelly received from Gaga fans left her daughter in tears.

he stated: "On Gaga's last tour there would be a bus at each venue and she put therapists in there for kids who were bullied."

"I felt it was a publicity stunt. Perhaps next time she has one of these mobile counselling stations she should go in and ask the therapist for advice on setting good examples for her fans."

Well, you don't want to get on the wrong side of Sharon...

She is currently selecting her three successful contestants to take through to the live X Factor shows.

Rihanna's Home Security Cams Catch Attempted Burglars On Tape!

The Stay singer's bad luck with home intruders continues, as someone attempted to break into her Pacific Palisades mansion over the weekend…again!

While Rih was in Australia, someone allegedly drove up the private driveway to her $12 million property, walked to the backyard and threw a chair through a sliding glass door!

The sticky finger brigade must have been scurrrrrred by the home's powerful alarm, because they left without entering!

Cops are still on the hunt for the intruders, even though the home is covered by security cameras and monitored…

Perhaps it's time to change alarm companies, doll?!

Just a thought!